| Metadata | |
|---|---|
| Title | Krazy Kat |
| Author | George Herriman |
| Date Published | 1916-05-21 - Wednesday |
| Characters | Clarence Churchmouse, Dinny Dockrat, Ignatz Mouse, Krazy Kat, Mannie Muskrat, Offissa Pupp, Phil Fieldmouse, Willie Weasel |
| Contents | Conspiracy_(1), Cooperation_(1), Eggs_(11), Ladders_(11), Owls_(23), Rescues_(19), Rodents_(27), Running_(142), Throwing_(156), Weasels_(2) |
| Transcript |
Willie Weasel: You get hold of "Mannie Muskrat", "Dinny Dockrat", "Phil Fieldmouse", and that poor relative of your's "Clarence Chruchmouse", and all meet met at the old cliff - I know where there's a nest of canary bird's eggs, we'll get 'em, and have a feast, or my name is'nt "Willie Weasel". How about it, "Ignatz"? Ignatz: Canary Birds eggs is my dish, exactly - Ignatz: The Coast is clear - Ignatz: This'll be my first mess of "canary" eggs this spring, and I think I'll have mine poached - Other mouse: Shirred for mine. Other mouse: Mine will be scrambled. Other mouse: Fried- Willie Weasel: Hard Boiled is my dish- Krazy Kat: ? Krazy Kat: I must foil them - (Sign reads: Kanary Kottage) Mouse: Sh-h- Not so loud. Other Mouse: Shall we chloroform the old bird if she yells? Willie Weasel: No, if she put's up a holler, us five huskies ought to be able to handle her all-right. Krazy Kat: Robbas, "teeves", they little suspeck that they got me to reckon with- Krazy Kat: Pooy, sucha ugly tail. Krazy Kat: SURRENDA, WILLINS!! Mice and Willie: ????? Krazy: Why, Ignatz, is it thee? Ignatz: Yes, it is- Willie Weasel: A cat, a cat, run for your lives!! Krazy: So it is- Ignatz: You know it. Owl: Oh-hoh, so it was that 'cat' what chased them mice away, and cheated me out of my dinner- Offisa Pup: You seem distressed, Krazy- Krazy: But I ain't, officer pupp, I'm heppy, a lotta robbas was about to steal Mrs Kanary's eggs, but I foiled them- Owl: Ya-as, and foiled me too, y'idiot Offisa pup: Some day, I'll find some thing to get mad at him for - Then I'll pinch him - Ignatz: Golly!! Ignatz: L'L'Let's go away from h-here, Krazy. Krazy: No, Ignatz, we'll stay right here until Mrs Kanary's eggs is big enough to take care of themselves- Owl: I wish that Cat would get away, so I could get my decoy sign and lure those mice up here again - I'm hungry. Willie Weasel: Soon as that Cat goes away, we'll tackle them eggs again. |