|Title||Dream of the Rarebit Fiend|
|Date Published||1904-10-03 - Friday|
|Summary||A man challenges another man to a drinking contest, which escalates to a greater and greater degree of absurdity.|
|Contents||Alcoholic_beverages_(10), Ale_(1), Beer_(4), Brandy_(1), Waiters_(10), Whiskey_(2)|
Man 1: I tell you what I'll do I'll bet you $ 4.00 I can drink more booze than yo can
Man 2: I'll go you on that the one that. The one that gets intoxicated first, loses the bet
Man 1: Say waiter! Bring us thirty beers each, then prepare to get awful busy.
Man 1: That's good! Now hustle after fortyfive quarts of rye whiskey
Man 1: Don't mope there. Bring on twelve gallon jugs of good stout old brandy. Be lively now.
Man 2: Now yourare talking bring us nine barrels of ale. Hurry!
Man 2: Well i lose i guess. Waiter have you a hose connected with a vat anywhere?
Man 2: That's good. Can you fix up a bath in that vat. I am
Man 2?: Well! Of all the dreams. What would my congregation say if that was real. I wonder. My! I can't see...